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Around the World in 100 Years
Saturday, May 22, 2004
 
Drunken Austrian men are ASSHOLES!!!!
Yesterday was interesting. After class we went to the train station to see how much it would cost to get to different countries. It's only like 60 Euros to get to Venice and back, we're so doing that this weekend. I'm pumped! Then we did some shopping on the big shopping street in Vienna. That was fun, shopping is always fun but doing it in Vienna is just that much better. I got a few things but I'm trying to save my money so I don't want to get carried away. I still have alot of souvenirs to buy! Only people that email me or leave me comments get anything though. =) Anyway, after we got done doing that it was time to eat...or in mine and Tom's case, drink. We went to TGI Fridays where Tom thought that it would be fun if we had a little beer drinking contest. We were constantly trying to keep the level of our beer lower than each others. There were rules involved but they're not important. We each had a LITER of beer with dinner. I didn't have too much room for food!!! Then we came back to drink some more. Lots more. Lots and lots more. Tom and I were hammered by the time we went to the bar. Mom, if you're reading this, hammered means, um, really smart. Carrie, Cat, and Stacy weren't too far behind, although there would be no catching up for them...We went to the Bermuda Triangle again. The initial details are a little hazy but I didn't drink very much there so I sobered up a little bit. A very little bit. The best part of the night was the way back though. We stopped to get some pizza like we always do. Cat and I split a piece of delicious looking veggie pizza. Just as I was about to take a bite some drunken Austrian bastard came up and knocked it out of my hand...on purpose!!! You should have seen the Incredible Hulk, aka Cat. We had a bought a water so she chased after the guy and flung the whole bottle of water on him as I stood there stupidly trying to wrap my drunken brain around what just happened. But it wasn't over yet! We still had Cat's half of the pizza left but nooooo he came up and stole it out of her hand! PISSED!!!! We were all screaming at him. Just when we thought it was all over he walked up to me and grabbed my boob! Hard!!! Cat went FLYING after him with Stacy's purse in her hand swinging away. She looked like one of those cartoon grandmas chasing away the robber. Finally the train came and we hopped on. But so did Jack-hole!!! He kept trying to bug us but finally Tom decided to intervene and step between him and us. Tom, Tom, he's our man. If he can't do it (or is too busy eating pizza to do it), Cat sure as hell will.
Today we got up bright and shining early to go to the Spanish Riding School to watch a rehearsal. We didn't get in though. =( There were too many people. We're going to ditch class one day this week and try it again. I'm NOT going home without seeing them!! After we left there Cat, Stacy, and I (Carrie was being lame AGAIN) went to Karlskirche, a very cool old church. We were super tired so we headed home at like noon. Not before I puked in the subway though!!! I was searching frantically for a WC or a garbage...no such luck. So I then decided to puke all over my feet. Ew. But I started to feel better a little while later.
We pretty much lounged around for the rest of the day. Finally Cat and I decided to brave the cold (yes, it was 80 degrees yesterday and today it's hard to type because my hand are numb with cold) and go to BK to hop on the internet. We have to get back and go to bed though, we're leaving really early to take a trip down the Danube. It's supposed to snow in some places in Europe tomorrow though. BRRRRR!!! So for now it's auf wiedersehen!
Comments:
Greetings! This is Jules. Sure sounds like you are having fun-minus the puking on feet incident. And what is up with the drunk guy? Anyway, I just wanted to stop by to say HOWDY! I love reading your adventures...keep on posting! :-)
 
Haha, your blog doesn't allow anonymous comments, my ass. This is Ashly. I emailed you, but still wanted to respond to let you know that I DO read this thing. It's funny. Cat's my hero. OH! Call your mom, cause I still haven't received a rent check! Anyways, have fun, buy me cute stuff. :) jk, but not really, do it. Love ya.
 
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